(just read the post already, a title is just a courtesy really, it’s not a necessity)

Well, I’m in Fort Saint John right now, so I think I have time to write.

A bunch of us from up here in Grande Prairie went down to Edmonton over the Easter week end. I went skiing again, for the second time in my life. And won every race we had going down the hill (someone please give me a medal) sometimes I even was the first one back to the top. And then half way the afternoon the chair lift happened to break down so everyone was forced to use the two little tee bars to get to the top, severely slowing down the time spent going down the hill. But in spite of that it was still fun.

That night we went and watched Phantom of the Opera, very much enjoyable. The cinematography was done very well. I’d heard of it before but other then the overture I hadn’t heard any of the songs before. So the next day I went out and bought the sound track, which btw is almost as long as the movie it’s self.

I also bought Nightwish’s Century Child and Rhapsody Legendary Tales, although they are both very well done I like Nightwish’s sound better then Rhapsody I think. Nightwish also does a cover of Phantom of the Opera on their Century Child album.

The drive home went by rather quickly thanks of course to all the aforementioned music.

That’s all I can think of for now, I hope it’ll last for the next couple weeks, I would actually recommended that you only read one paragraph per week so it all most seems as though I’m posting more often then I really am. One small problem of course is that if you’re reading this then it’s too late. And if that’s the case then there’s nothing else I can do about it.

Makeup

I had a small discussion this past week with some folks and they deicide that maybe I should apologize to my blog. Although I think their right and maybe I should, I won’t admit full responsibility for over reacting. It’s the culture I live in. I’m an over reactionest, but that’s the way it is now a days. Something happens, well that’s no problem, just counter it with an equal and opposite over reaction. So yea, I shouldn’t have over reacted, but what can I say? I’m a good pupil of today’s sociological ideology. So I’m sorry blog, for taking it out on you. But you have to realize that it really wasn’t you I was mad at, you were just the one I was taking it out on. But we’ve both gotten over it I’m sure, and I’ll try not to let it happen again. This month. And you might be happy to know my tooth doesn’t hurt anymore.

I Always Knew It

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You Won't Beat Me

These Where On An Otherwise White Page.

All the tender weeds
Without a single hand
Who could know their needs

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Everyone alone
Still there appear to be crowds
Each without a home

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Put ink on a page
You would be part of history
Your own legacy

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In a white landscape
Two paths slowly becoming one
Feetprints in the snow

Dear Blog,

I’m so glad you are my friend; you’re even my best friend. I’m so glad I can tell you that I have the worst toothache ever. And you know what blog? Nobody cares. Nobody. Can you even imagine what it’s like to have a toothache? Of course you can’t, you’re just a blog. You exist because I exist, I am the reason you are where you are today, and you don’t even care. You don’t care about my toothache either, do you? And even if you could care you never had one so you wouldn’t know what I’m going through right now. You’re the worst insensitive blog ever. I wish you belonged to someone else. Someone who would neglect you. Even more then I do sometime, ok maybe most of the time. But this guy would really neglect you. Is this getting through to you even? Are you feeling it now? Or now? Useless friend you turned out to be. Well guess what, I don’t like you, I never like you. So there, how do you like me now? You’re not carefree, you’re careless. Well I don’t care either, you just be that way and see if I get upset about it. I won’t. And anyway, I’m going stop talking with you, cause it hurts my tooth when I talk.

May Toothpicks Never Stand Alone!

After a day of realism at out in the realm called real life people sit down in their comfy chairs and look up the world through the eyes of others. The myth of greener grass in a pasture they’ll never own keeps everyone coming back to peek through the hole in their neighbors fence drilled for that very purpose. So here it is, here’s my cracked board, here’s the hole I drilled just for you.

I get home from working feeling beat down and chewed up and spit out and punched in and then people expect me to write something on my blog. And they get home from work and wanting to escape their reality look up some half dead blog spotted with ugly festering sores oozing criticism, dry and crusted where it’s gotten old. Then there looks something promising, some plot that’s looks green and fresh but a closer inspection reveals an over fertilized act of original thought leaving the end result burned and worse for the effort. But they continue to look for something because they all know it’s there. This way and that till almost all eyes are worn out and tired. Then suddenly, almost as if there’s a mirror they see an eye staring back at them. Frightened they jump back and notice the eye in the mirror jump away. And then, they look again and see that it was their neighbor staring in to their yard.

But I know why people need Dirt Bikes and Bush Monkeys and ATVs and TV sets. It’s cause they don’t have enough fun at work. Too bad for them.

Oh and you never know when someone puts a picture in front of his fence so you see only what he wants you to see.

But I woudn't do that.

Maybe.

I can't get at my mouthwash either. I read the label on the side of the bottle and it said "Don't use if seal is broken." But for the life of me I can't figure out how to use if I don't break the seal.

No Way...

Uncooked Spaghetti

If haste makes waste, what then makes haste?

A world is more than just a globe. Globes on desks, desks on the globe. I wish I had a globe on my desk. That way, I could look at it when I'm sitting at my desk. Globes usually have maps of geography and the borders of nations. So, I guess, a globe is good to have on a desk. If my desk was shaped like a globe I would put another smaller desk on top so I could put a real globe on top of that. That way, should I desire the proper desk to globe proportions in my space, they would be available for me to see. Also, instead of sitting at a desk, I am going to stand up beside it and work hunched over the globe, just to get some perspective. But, the thing I want most is desk globes with real water representing the oceans. Is that too much to ask?