Dear Blog,

I’m so glad you are my friend; you’re even my best friend. I’m so glad I can tell you that I have the worst toothache ever. And you know what blog? Nobody cares. Nobody. Can you even imagine what it’s like to have a toothache? Of course you can’t, you’re just a blog. You exist because I exist, I am the reason you are where you are today, and you don’t even care. You don’t care about my toothache either, do you? And even if you could care you never had one so you wouldn’t know what I’m going through right now. You’re the worst insensitive blog ever. I wish you belonged to someone else. Someone who would neglect you. Even more then I do sometime, ok maybe most of the time. But this guy would really neglect you. Is this getting through to you even? Are you feeling it now? Or now? Useless friend you turned out to be. Well guess what, I don’t like you, I never like you. So there, how do you like me now? You’re not carefree, you’re careless. Well I don’t care either, you just be that way and see if I get upset about it. I won’t. And anyway, I’m going stop talking with you, cause it hurts my tooth when I talk.