Go Step On A Rose Or Throw An Egg At The Mona Lisa.

If you’re looking for gun powder for the brain or rat soup for your soul I’m afraid you won’t find it here. You won’t find out interesting facts about dandruff or toe fluff, nor the different ways to preserve them. And you won’t find out who sells the best mirror on this side of the South Pole. The only thing I will tell you right now is that I can only spit for so long before getting dehydrated.

And anyway you probably have an ear to clean or a classical music piece to write or a mosquito to set free.

So you should probably do that.

Sig Sauer P226. Greatest gun ever! Feel special.
Beautiful and reliable but can still scare the
living bejesus outta anyone.

What handgun are you?
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Well, I've been unable to connect to the internet for some time. And well be for sometime in the future. But hopefuly it well only be temperary.