Monday, October 25, 2004

Go Step On A Rose Or Throw An Egg At The Mona Lisa.

If you’re looking for gun powder for the brain or rat soup for your soul I’m afraid you won’t find it here. You won’t find out interesting facts about dandruff or toe fluff, nor the different ways to preserve them. And you won’t find out who sells the best mirror on this side of the South Pole. The only thing I will tell you right now is that I can only spit for so long before getting dehydrated.

And anyway you probably have an ear to clean or a classical music piece to write or a mosquito to set free.

So you should probably do that.

3 comments:

Sophia said...

Haha.....Oh man, you'r so nuts Calvin! You crack me up....[Smile]

Rachel said...

Think I will. I have two ears to clean actually. :-)

Sophia said...

Slow poke! Why can't you post?
Oh-so-politly, Sophia.