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Every once in a while you meet a hungry bear. He might try put your face in his mouth. Or maybe your hand. And invariably will chew on it. Making you feel unloved and under appreciated. And often times people in situations like this might find themselves beginning to frown, possibly even a big noticeable frown. Like one you would expect to find on a person who now finds himself in the company of a less then polite maneater.

However we might do well to remind oneself that we should be happy most days. Look around, the sun is probably shining, you are in the middle of nature the way it was meant to be. Quite often people want to feel bad for themselves in a case like this but they really shouldn’t. So instead of looking gloomy or depressed, and making nearby hikers feel bad for you, smile abit more and make the bear feel more comfortable, or as they say "make a happy meal."

Yes, you may use this in a pinch

I was unable to prepare for this speech in time so a decided to talk about worms instead. A worm you see is a very small animal and often goes unnoticed, except by little kids, and from a worms point of view I’m sure the worm wished it would go unnoticed rather than get smashed in cruel and inhuman ways. Smashed in to concrete or pavement so bad it can no longer squirm or wiggle to get away. The one thing about worms is that its scientifically proven that depressed worms died early. And as we all know that depression comes from not having a friend. So next time you see a worm slowly creeping along a sidewalk hanging it’s head, take the time to make a worm happy by pulling it apart and giving it a friend.

Boy, They Sure Do Come Prepared.

As I was going thru a Tim Horton's drive-thru tonight I noticed that a tow truck in frount of me had a bike tied on the back. It makes since you see, because if a the tow truck breaks down there is only one thing left to do. Use a bike.

A Short Story. About Nothing. No Really

Once upon a time there was a Shepherd. And in his care he had all sorts of sheep, big ones, small ones, tall ones, and short ones. Now this Shepherd wanted to be a really good shepherd and so he went to all sorts of shepherd conventions and shepherd training courses and listened to all sorts of shepherd tapes. Then one day he realized that he was a shepherd and that meant that the sheep followed him. But he was tired and so it didn’t occur to him that being a shepherd meant he also had to lead.

Now this shepherd did one thing, he would walk to the same field everyday, and then walk back. And the sheep would follow him. He thought it was easy, and it was because all the sheep knew where they were going. Then one day he realized one thing. Which is sad really, he realized the field the sheep always went to only had weeds in it and sheep should eat grass. Now the sad part is that he didn’t realize one other thing, he was a shepherd, which meant that he had to lead, even sheep that wouldn’t want to go to a different pasture. But instead he decided it would be easier to send in his resignation and find a new herd of sheep, one’s that were used to going to grass. It was easier you see, than he wouldn’t really have to lead at all. And so he used rhetoric and big words to mask his lack of leadership.

Now sheep are not always dumb and some sheep knew they were eating weeds and should be eating grass, and when they saw their shepherd leave they were sad but if he didn’t want to lead them to where the grass was they know he had to go, he was no leader.

The shepherd was confused. He knew he was right, but sometime knowledge leads to immaturity, and he thought that some sheep from his old flock would follow him. But because some of his former sheep knew more about leadership then he did they knew he should have lead them, not left and hoped some would follow. So the shepherd pestered them. And when that didn’t work he started a blog.

LADDERSTEPS

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Love, Angel, and Music, Baby. I like Gwen Stefani's latest single.

Nothing is falling from my brain. Oh well. That happens.

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Oh And It's Raining Again,

It's raining outside right now. And I have a headache. Again. I hope it's not raining this weekend, I'm going down there tomorrow night for a street party. And Klondike Days. And to visit someone special. It might just be fun as long as it's not raining.